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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:44
Then came..
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can a relationship really last forever?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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